Dog Toy Shop

Dog Waste Bags 600, 3 Rolls Strong Opaque Doggie Poop U US $13.95 (0 Bid) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 6:25:34 PST

Bags on Board Hydrant Pet Dispenser Pack US $6.99 End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 6:52:39 PST

Dog Waste Bags Locking Dispenser 3 Roll Bag Dispenser US $75.99 End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 8:21:17 PST

Bags on Board Dog Poop Bags Red Fire Hydrant Dispenser US $0.99 (1 Bid) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 9:04:23 PST

Dispoz A Scoop poop scooping bags US $10.00 (1 Bid) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 10:11:41 PST

PetNation Pet Poop Bags No Trace 120 rolls, 1800 bags US $80.99 End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 10:43:01 PST

DOGGIE DOO POOP PICK UP BAGS SCENTED 25ct US $2.49 End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 12:40:19 PST

Pooch Power Shovel picks up dog poop into a bag US $99.50 (0 Bid) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 15:04:35 PST

Pooch Power System picks up dog poop into a bag US $99.50 (0 Bid) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 15:06:55 PST

Fido House Dog or Doggie bag Station Commercial US $75.00 (0 Bid) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 16:08:11 PST

Shark Grab'n Bag Powered Dog Pooper Scooper US $4.75 (3 Bids) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 17:52:56 PST

3 rolls 60 bags Pet Dog Waste Poop for Bags on Board US $0.99 (0 Bid) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 18:24:37 PST

Shark grab and bag powered pooper scooper Priced 29.99 US $3.99 (0 Bid) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 18:54:27 PST

Biodegradable Dog Waste Bags 4 Rolls / 400 Bio Bags L US $16.96 (0 Bid) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 19:28:40 PST

Firstrax Poop Patrol Jaw Scoop Pooper Scooper 2DAYSHIP! US $12.95 End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 19:31:02 PST

2000 COUNT DOG PET PICK UP POOP CLEAN UP WASTE BAGS US $39.99 End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 19:41:48 PST

Mutt Mitts [300 each] , 2-Ply Disposable Pick-Up Bags US $36.95 (0 Bid) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 19:42:02 PST

1,240 PET POOP BAGS US $24.50 End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 19:57:21 PST

PET POOP BAG & BLACK Holder US $2.50 (0 Bid) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 20:25:03 PST

PET POOP BAG & ORANGE Holder US $2.50 (0 Bid) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 20:25:19 PST

PET POOP BAG & RED Holder US $2.50 (0 Bid) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 20:25:35 PST

638 BIODEGRADABLE PET DOG WASTE POOP BAGS & REFILLS blk US $15.99 End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 20:35:07 PST

638 BIODEGRADABLE PET DOG WASTE POOP BAGS & REFILLS blk US $15.99 End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 20:36:32 PST

PET POOP BAG & BLACK Holder US $2.50 (0 Bid) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 20:36:51 PST

PET POOP BAG & ORANGE Holder US $2.50 (0 Bid) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 20:37:10 PST

PET POOP BAG & RED Holder US $2.50 (0 Bid) End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 20:37:27 PST

638 BIODEGRADABLE PET DOG WASTE POOP BAGS & REFILLS blk US $15.99 End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 20:38:25 PST

638 BIODEGRADABLE PET DOG WASTE POOP BAGS & REFILLS blk US $15.99 End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 20:39:15 PST

Clean Go Pet Pooper Scooper RAKE for LAWNS NIB METAL US $17.99 End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 22:08:31 PST

1520 BIODEGRADABLE PET WASTE POOP BAGS& DISPENSER black US $30.50 End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 22:23:22 PST

640 PET WASTE REFILL FOR BAGS ON BOARD & OTHER BRANDS US $16.50 End Date: Saturday Mar-13-2010 23:28:04 PST

Dog Cat Pets Backpack Rucksack Purse Bag Blue Medium US $0.95 (0 Bid) End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 0:07:15 PST

Bags on Board Bone Pet Dispenser Pack in Pink US $6.99 End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 0:53:34 PST

SHARK POWERED SCOOPER - GREAT FOR DOGS! US $7.95 (0 Bid) End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 6:04:40 PDT

Pet Waste Bag Dispenser & Two 30 plastic waste bags US $4.99 (0 Bid) End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 6:34:44 PDT

Biodegradable Dog Waste Bags 4 Rolls / 400 Bio Bags LU US $15.96 (0 Bid) End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 6:56:11 PDT

Biobag biodegradable dog waste bags pack of 400 bags US $38.25 End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 7:31:50 PDT

PET POOP BAG & BLACK Holder US $2.50 (0 Bid) End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 8:21:06 PDT

PET POOP BAG & ORANGE Holder US $2.50 (0 Bid) End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 8:21:23 PDT

PET POOP BAG & RED Holder US $2.50 (0 Bid) End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 8:21:40 PDT

Nugi Doggie Toilet US $9.99 (1 Bid) End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 9:09:37 PDT

40 x2 Doggy Clean-up bags US $1.99 (0 Bid) End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 10:05:24 PDT

Pet Scoop(Pack of 48) US $71.76 End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 10:16:25 PDT

1500 PET DOG WASTE POOP BAGS & FREE DISPENSER blue US $29.50 End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 10:27:32 PDT

DISPOZ-A-SCOOP DISPOSABLE POOPER SCOOPER BAG NEW US $4.99 (0 Bid) End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 14:02:01 PDT

Ultimate Poop Scoop / For Dog & Cat Owners US $7.38 End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 14:42:12 PDT

5 Washable Pooch pads reusable Pee housebreaking Dog US $16.89 End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 15:25:06 PDT

Biodegradable Dog Waste Bags 14 Rolls / 1400 Bio Bag UL US $61.99 End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 15:41:44 PDT

Doogie Dooley - In-Ground Pet-Waste System - New US $34.00 (0 Bid) End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 16:16:13 PDT

The Big Red Scoop - Oversized Pooper Scooper w/ Rake US $37.99 End Date: Sunday Mar-14-2010 17:00:51 PDT

Brooklyn came in second last year in the number of pooper-scooper violations; the County of Kings racked up 224 citations after Da Bronx's 354, reports The New York Post. The places you most have to watch your step? Sunset Park, Windsor Terrace (which The Post calls Park Slope) and, rather appropriately, Brownsville. Look out below.

Dear Mr. Man Points,

Taking my wife’s toy poodle for poo-poo walks is really getting me down. To add to the insult, as I scoop up the doo-doo, the poodle looks on with a familiar hauteur and I realize the poodle’s features and my wife’s are becoming more and more similar so that I fear the poodle has become another Wife Boss giving me orders. This can’t be helping me in the Man Points department.

Cheer up, you whining sad sack. Truth be told, cleaning up the poodle’s dog crap is the best thing that ever happened to you. No doubt your clean-up duty is the penance you now must pay for being a two-faced predatory playboy during your bachelor days. All that scheming and lying with the ladies has caught up with you. Now you have the task of dog-doo duty with your wife’s supercilious poodle. Look at this task as a privilege and as an opportunity to learn humility. Embracing your purgatory with good cheer will earn you Man Points. So wipe off your pissy expression and pick up your dog crap like a man.